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Pathan 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya
Pathan 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya.
Teachr: kya paper ni ata.
Pathan: wo bat nai hai hum ko agley paper ki tayari krni hy.
ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING
ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING.
BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING .
HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER BUT MY
SISTER HAS TWO
funny sms in urdu
Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya
Daketi Karne 1 Bank Gaya Or Kaha
Arz Hai
Takdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega,
Handsup,Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..:-D
john cena jokes hindi
Mere Patlay Jism Ko Kamzor Na Smajh
Faraz
Agr Ma Aashiq Na Hota
To Aj John Cena Hota
(john cena jokes hindi)
Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Girl:
Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Frnd:
Kyun?
Girl:
Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K
1st I To Science Dilwaengi
2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi… ;->
(Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon )
Ishq shairy by faraz
Bujha Lo Apnay Seenay Sy Ishq Ki Pyaas…
Faraz De Raha Hai
Ìmili Da Sharbat
5 Rupay Glass,
5 Rupay Glass,
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/\_
Gee Oo Faraz.
*Tairi Maharbaani*
Aisa Nahi Hai K Shadi Nahe Ho Rahi Hamari
Faraz…
Bus Kardi Hum Ne “NAA” Jese He Wo Boli
*Tairi Maharbaani*
funny faraz sms
Ham Nay Packg Na Hønay Ki Waja
Se Kuch Dinø Se SMS Nahi Kiye FARAZ
Løg Toø Ye Samjhne Lage K
“Maa Da Ladla Sudhar Gaya”
(“,)
<))>
_/\_
(funny faraz sms)
Aj kitab kholi pata chala
Aj Bohat Dino Baad Kitab Kholi
To Pata Chala Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
(Aj kitab kholi pata chala)
Dil Cheer K B Deikho Gy
Dil Cheer K B Deikho Gy
To Dard Dhoond Na Paao Gy “Faraz”
.
.
.
Q K
.
.
.
Dard Mery Dil Me Nhi
“Goday” Me Hy!
\(,”)>
)(
<”\_
Haye Oye..
Thudda Lgya C
(Dil Cheer K B Deikho Gy)
Hum Kisi Ki Dosti K Muntazr Nhi Hain
Hum Kisi Ki Dosti K Muntazr Nhi Hain
Faraz
Jo Hamain Chorr Kr Jaye Ga
Wo INSHALLAH Riksha Hi Chlaye Ga.. :
Oh V Chingchi
=/-//-/==/-/=
(Hum Kisi Ki Dosti K Muntazr Nhi Hain)
Faraz Funy Potery SMS
Faraz Was Driving Heavy BikeAchanak Larkian Samny A Gaen
To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Jalaey Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Andhiyo
Peep
Peep
Peep
(Faraz Funy Potery SMS)
Save Our Teachers
A Belated Teachers
Its A Humble Request
“80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.”
So Plz
.
.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers
accidint sms
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
(accidint sms)
Hindi funny sms
A TRUE STORY TITLED
“WHY ME?”
Arthur Ashi,
A Legendary Wimbeldon Player,
Was Dying Of AIDS
Wich He Got Due To Infcted Blood He Recivd Durng A Heart Surgry.
From Wrld Ovr,
He Recivd Leters From His Fans,1 Of Which Askd:
Y Did GOD Selct U 4 Sch A Bad Disease?
2 Him,Arthurashi Rplid:
From Wrld Ovr,
50 Milion Chldren Start Playng Tennis,
50 Lac Learn 2 Play Tenis,
5 Lac Learn Profesnal Tennis,
50 Thousand Com To The Circuit,
5 Thousand Reach The Grand Slam,
50 Reachd Wimbldon,
4 To Semi Final,
2 To Final,
And Only 1 Wins.
I Was Dat Only ONE.
Wen I Was Holdng The Cup,
I Nevr Asked GOD:
“Why Me?”
(Hindi funny sms)
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha
9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha
Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai
Sorry Baji…..:-
Shadeed barish Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Me Khare They,
“GEO TO AiSEY”
Shadeed barish Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Me Khare They,
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi krwa K Chala Gaya.
4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy
4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy
ADMI:Oe Sharam Kro! Neche MURDY Hain.
PATHAN:To Uper Konsa Hm Ne WORLD CUP Uthya Hua Hy.
“Ay Jan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par B Lehra Do…
Main Nay Us Say Kaha K,
“Ay Jan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par B Lehra Do…
.
.
.
.
Kameeni Ne Aisa Thappar Mara K Moo Se Tulsi Hi Bahir Aagai_!i!:-P
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”
1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.
Mangetar (Khushi Se):
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”
Chor:
“3 Saal Qaid aur beshmar littar.”
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Pathan 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya
Teachr: kya paper ni ata.
Pathan: wo bat nai hai hum ko agley paper ki tayari krni hy.
ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING
BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING .
HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER BUT MY
SISTER HAS TWO
SISTER HAS TWO
funny sms in urdu
Daketi Karne 1 Bank Gaya Or Kaha
Arz Hai
Takdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega,
Takdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega,
Handsup,Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..:-D
john cena jokes hindi
Faraz
Agr Ma Aashiq Na Hota
To Aj John Cena Hota
(john cena jokes hindi)
Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Girl:
Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Frnd:
Kyun?
Girl:
Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K
1st I To Science Dilwaengi
2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi… ;->
(Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon )
Ishq shairy by faraz
Faraz De Raha Hai
Ìmili Da Sharbat
5 Rupay Glass,
5 Rupay Glass,
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/\_
Gee Oo Faraz.
*Tairi Maharbaani*
Faraz…
Bus Kardi Hum Ne “NAA” Jese He Wo Boli
*Tairi Maharbaani*
funny faraz sms
Se Kuch Dinø Se SMS Nahi Kiye FARAZ
Løg Toø Ye Samjhne Lage K
“Maa Da Ladla Sudhar Gaya”
(“,)
<))>
_/\_
(funny faraz sms)
Aj kitab kholi pata chala
To Pata Chala Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
(Aj kitab kholi pata chala)
Dil Cheer K B Deikho Gy
To Dard Dhoond Na Paao Gy “Faraz”
.
.
.
Q K
.
.
.
Dard Mery Dil Me Nhi
“Goday” Me Hy!
\(,”)>
)(
<”\_
Haye Oye..
Thudda Lgya C
(Dil Cheer K B Deikho Gy)
Hum Kisi Ki Dosti K Muntazr Nhi Hain
Hum Kisi Ki Dosti K Muntazr Nhi Hain
Faraz
Jo Hamain Chorr Kr Jaye Ga
Wo INSHALLAH Riksha Hi Chlaye Ga.. :
Faraz
Jo Hamain Chorr Kr Jaye Ga
Wo INSHALLAH Riksha Hi Chlaye Ga.. :
Oh V Chingchi
=/-//-/==/-/=
=/-//-/==/-/=
(Hum Kisi Ki Dosti K Muntazr Nhi Hain)
Faraz Funy Potery SMS
Faraz Was Driving Heavy BikeAchanak Larkian Samny A Gaen
To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Jalaey Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Ankhon Me Jalaey Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Andhiyo
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep
(Faraz Funy Potery SMS)
Save Our Teachers
A Belated Teachers
Its A Humble Request
“80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.”
So Plz
.
.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.”
So Plz
.
.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers
accidint sms
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
(accidint sms)
Hindi funny sms
A TRUE STORY TITLED
“WHY ME?”
“WHY ME?”
Arthur Ashi,
A Legendary Wimbeldon Player,
Was Dying Of AIDS
Wich He Got Due To Infcted Blood He Recivd Durng A Heart Surgry.
A Legendary Wimbeldon Player,
Was Dying Of AIDS
Wich He Got Due To Infcted Blood He Recivd Durng A Heart Surgry.
From Wrld Ovr,
He Recivd Leters From His Fans,1 Of Which Askd:
Y Did GOD Selct U 4 Sch A Bad Disease?
He Recivd Leters From His Fans,1 Of Which Askd:
Y Did GOD Selct U 4 Sch A Bad Disease?
2 Him,Arthurashi Rplid:
From Wrld Ovr,
50 Milion Chldren Start Playng Tennis,
50 Lac Learn 2 Play Tenis,
5 Lac Learn Profesnal Tennis,
50 Thousand Com To The Circuit,
5 Thousand Reach The Grand Slam,
50 Reachd Wimbldon,
4 To Semi Final,
2 To Final,
And Only 1 Wins.
50 Milion Chldren Start Playng Tennis,
50 Lac Learn 2 Play Tenis,
5 Lac Learn Profesnal Tennis,
50 Thousand Com To The Circuit,
5 Thousand Reach The Grand Slam,
50 Reachd Wimbldon,
4 To Semi Final,
2 To Final,
And Only 1 Wins.
I Was Dat Only ONE.
Wen I Was Holdng The Cup,
I Nevr Asked GOD:
“Why Me?”
I Nevr Asked GOD:
“Why Me?”
(Hindi funny sms)
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha
9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha
Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai
Sorry Baji…..:-
Shadeed barish Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Me Khare They,
“GEO TO AiSEY”
Shadeed barish Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Me Khare They,
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi krwa K Chala Gaya.
4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy
4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy
ADMI:Oe Sharam Kro! Neche MURDY Hain.
PATHAN:To Uper Konsa Hm Ne WORLD CUP Uthya Hua Hy.
“Ay Jan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par B Lehra Do…
Main Nay Us Say Kaha K,
“Ay Jan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par B Lehra Do…
.
.
.
.
Kameeni Ne Aisa Thappar Mara K Moo Se Tulsi Hi Bahir Aagai_!i!:-P
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”
1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.
Mangetar (Khushi Se):
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”
Chor:
“3 Saal Qaid aur beshmar littar.”
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